Our practical joke

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I have always looked much younger than I am. You know the type, I was that shy little girl in grade school that always had to sit in the front row so I could see. Middle school was a nightmare , while my friends were growing out of their training bras I was hoping to grow another inch so I could say I was five foot tall. By the last two years of high school I'd learned a few tricks to make myself look somewhere close to my age , the makeup , padded bras and tight sexy clothes.



College was when I found out looking young could be an advantage. I remember my sophomore year getting up one Saturday morning being in a silly mood. Instead taking time for my makeup and such I put my hair in pigtails and got out the little navy skirt and matching knee socks I had bought. Instead of my wonder bra I put on an extra tight tee shirt that totally flattened out my A cup tits and then put on a white button up top. When my roommate came in she actually asked what I was doing in her room! When I started laughing she finally figured out it was me and asked what I was up to and I laughed and told her that sense it was my day to pay for lunch and the movie I wanted to see if I could get into the movie for half price. We found out at lunch I may be on to something when the girl handed me a kids menu and said to Holly it was nice of her to be spending time with her little sister. The movies was even funnier , I tried to buy our tickets and they wouldn't let me because it was a R rated movie and made Holly pay for them and yes I got in for half price and even got the kids special on popcorn and a drink!



Now I didn't do the dress up thing all the time but Holly and I did turn it into a game now and then. One of the funnier things that happened was Holly suggested we go to the gym for a swim one evening. Instead of putting on my padded bikini , I put on this white one piece suit that had ruffles on the butt and across the breast area and this time my hair was in a ponytail. Holly and I both cracked up laughing when the security guard stopped me at the door saying I had to have written permission from my parents and a visitor's pass from the school to use the gym. When I pull out my student ID card I got a lecture about taking my sisters ID and when we give up and turn to leave the guy actually smacked my butt and told me to behave and to tell my sister she's lucky he didn't keep her ID card.



I'm sure the smack from the security guard is what put the idea in Holly's head. She knew money was tight and I wasn't flying home for spring break much less heading to the beach like some of our friends so I wasn't surprised when she invited me to go home with her and I wasn't really concerned about the smirk on her face that told me she was up to something but the fact she was blushing really had me worried because I'd never seen her blush before!



When she finished telling me her plan she wasn't the only one blushing. Now don't get me wrong I was excited by the idea , I'd get that spanking I've always dreamed of getting and Holly gets to pull the best practical joke ever on her boyfriend. The night before the big day we sat up half the night laughing like two middle school girls and putting the finals plans in place.



I stood in Holly's kitchen pulling at my dress trying to make it longer, I'd told Holly the girl scout uniform was too small but she just laughed and told me it would make things easier. I hear them in the living room and he's already all over her so I pick up the order forms and go out the back door and right to the front door and ring the door bell. Holly answers the door and is smiling ear to ear and about to laugh.



"Go away kid , I don't want any damn cookies!"



She said it mean enough but you could see she was about to bust out laughing and ruin the whole thing but I figured I try to keep it going.



"Listen you fat cow I'm trying to win a bike so stop being such a bitch and buy some cookies!"



She got herself together just in time because Brian has got up and is standing behind her.



"What did you just call me you little brat!"



I put my hands on my hips and stick my tongue out at her.



"Which are you talking about fat cow or bitch because both fit I hope you know , so are you buying some cookies or not?"



She's having a hard time looking mad but doesn't start laughing and Brian tries to put an end to things.



"Listen little girl , she's not going to buy any cookies but if you go two streets over to the blue house with the white fence my mother will buy a whole case of them!"



MY hands go back on my hips and I stick my tongue out at them again.



"I'm not stupid you know , your just trying to get rid of me! It must be milking time those things do look full!"



I take my finger and poke Holly's right tit then flip around and pull up the back of my dress showing off my white cotton panties.



"And you can kiss this little girl's butt!"



Holly later told me that when I flipped around my long pigtails flipped right by her face so close she felt a breeze and when I pulled my dress up that Brian's mouth just dropped open. I took one maybe two steps like I was leaving before Holly grabs my arm and turns me back around and starts pulling me in the house.



"Looks like someone needs to be taught some manners and I'm just the one to do it!"



I put up just enough fight to make it look real and keep telling her she can't touch me and to let me go. Brian is pretty much telling her the same thing and he was getting so upset I almost felt sorry for him. We get to the kitchen and I've left a chair pulled almost in the middle of the room so Holly just sits down and pulls me right over her lap. She was right about the dress because when I went over her lap she didn't have to pull it up it was already halfway up my back. The second I was over her lap the spanking began and no need to worry about him thinking its fake because she was giving it to me good! I'd dreamed about this my whole life but wasn't prepared for how much it hurt. I started to kick and squirm and could feel the heat building under my panties and as embarrassing as this is the heat wasn't just building on my butt! She finally stops but has her hand firmly on the small of my back to keep me in place.



"So brat are you ready to say your sorry for the way you've been acting?"



My butt was ready for a break but the rest of me was wanting more! Brian is almost screaming at her to stop.



"When cows can fly! Did you grow some wings!"



Out of the corner of my eye I saw Brian shake his head and turn away. Once again I almost felt sorry for him, almost. Holly yanks my panties down and starts spanking me again. I can really believe she was the one that did all the spanking in her little middle school secret club, she hadn't forgotten how to do it that's for sure. My head was spinning it was crazy that something that hurt so bad could make me feel so good at the same time. I kicked and squirmed and even cussed her once or twice then got to a point I was close to giving her the signal I needed a break but she seemed to know and stopped on her own. She yanks me up then pulls my panties up before pulling my dress back down. I was glad to have those panties back up I wasn't in any hurry for him to see I was bald south of the border , Holly's idea and I was having all sorts or regrets about that.



"So brat are you ready to say your sorry or should I take your little ass home and tell your daddy what a brat you've been!"



I stand there making a face like I was smelling the worst fart in history then after a minute I smile then stick my tongue out at them again.



"If you do THAT I'll come back here and tell YOUR daddy that you were letting monkey boy play with your fun bags and and and I'll tell him that you were playing with his weenie dog while he was doing it! I saw you through that window!"



Holly was so close to laughing I decided to see if I could push her over the edge.



"I know what he wanted to do, they told us all about it in school! He wanted to give you a baby!"



I point at Brian and laugh then turn back to Holly.



"Did you ever make him understand that a baby doesn't actually grow inside a girls belly? I saw where he kept trying to push your head and how you kept having to tell him no. He didn't even know where his weenie dog was suppose to go!"



They both started laughing and Brian actually left the kitchen for a couple of minutes and Holly told me to stop it or she was going to have to kill me! She got it together just as Brian came back into the kitchen and in a blink of an eye went from laughing to having the meanest look on her face I'd ever seen.



"I hope you know I could have you put in jail for spying on us like that you little brat! But I have a better idea , you got an eyeful of us so it's time for us to see what you have!"



Holly put both her hands at the neckline of my dress and yanked as hard as she could. Buttons went flying and the dress ripped apart at the bottom so it was easy for her to just pull it off of me and toss it on the table. It had to look like she had got so mad she had just lost control but the fact we had taken a razor to the threads on the buttons and put a couple well place cuts on the hem of the dress may have helped just a little. One of my hands goes to the front of my panties and my arms cover my top. Brian is pacing like a caged lion telling Holly things have gotten out of hand and of course she ignores him. She lands a couple smacks to my butt and tells me to move my arms to my side and then she has me blushing for real. There I stood in an extra tight tee shirt, little girl cotton panties and green knee socks.



"Brian would you just look at this! Her nipples are so hard they are about to poke right out of her tee shirt! I thought maybe she was just being a hard head when she wouldn't say she was sorry after her spanking but now I get it , she liked her spanking! I've heard about girls like that but never thought I'd meet one! So you like getting your pretty little ass spanked do you?"



I told her she was crazy and she got this smirk on her face. She reaches up and pinches both my nipples and well lets just say it hurt so good. Brian is still pacing back and forth talking to himself. She grabs the hem of my tee shirt and tells me to raise my arms and I pull away and tell her to go to hell. She grabs one of my pigtails and pulls me across the room and starts opening drawers.



"Now that mom's babysitting again I'll just bet ..... she always had one before ... yep here we go!"



Holly pulls a paddle out of the drawer , a paddle that had taken us three days to find. She lands four hard smacks to my butt with the paddle then pulls me back towards the chair by my ponytail. I knew I was going to fall in love with that paddle.



"What happens next is totally up to you brat! You can raise your arms so I can get that shirt off or you can bend over the table and I'll paddle your little ass till your begging me to take your shirt off!"



What I really wanted to do was bend over the table, I was excited about that paddle but that wasn't how we had things planned out. So after complaining about Brian seeing and pouting for a few seconds I finally just raise my arms. She pulls the tee shirt off and throws it with what's left of my dress. I was a little disappointed that Brian wasn't even looking but Holly later told me Brian was getting an eye full he just wasn't letting me see him looking. Holly reaches out with both hands and start massaging my little tits.



"Would you just look at this, the little brat was holding out on us! I can't even remembering having such firm little tits!"



Holly had asked me to behave because I kept getting her so close to laughing at the wrong times but I couldn't help myself because I am a brat when I want to be.



"That's because you've never had ANYTHING little or firm , I bet you were already a fat cow when your mom popped you out!"



Holly smacked me on the back of the legs just under my panties with her hand then picked the paddle up and lands two very hard smacks then goes right back to playing with my tits.



"OK brat it's your choice again! You can look at me and say Miss Holly my nipples are hard and really hurt can you kiss them and make them better or you can look at me and say Miss Holly I know I've been a bad girl so will you paddle my ass? If you don't pick then we do both!"



Brian is begging her to stop and Holly just laughs , a very evil laugh at that.



"This is pretty much YOUR idea , your the one that told me how hot it would be to see me with another girl so now your getting your wish!"



I'm trying to back away from her and Brian is pacing again saying when he said with another girl he never meant a little girl. Holly gets a hold of both my pigtails and starts backing up towards the chair dragging me with her. She sit down and pulls me to the edge of the chair and still holding my pigtails wraps her lips around my tit. I couldn't help it, I let out a little moan but Holly covered it up by stopping for a second and telling me to stop acting like a baby that she wasn't hurting me. Holly knew exactly what she was doing , more than once, after a few glasses of wine mind you , we've messed around some. Now everything had been limited to north or the belly button , anything lower we took care of our self , but Holly had always be amazed that I could actually have an orgasm if my nipples were taken care of just right. That was about to be a problem because I'm not exactly quiet when I have an orgasm and that could blow my cover right now. I push Holly away and cover my tits with my hands.



"I don't think your suppose to being doing that! It's making my tummy do flip flops! I guess that makes me a bad girl doesn't it?"



Holly can't help but smile and shake her head but Brian doesn't notice because he's pacing back and forth talking to himself.



"Yes it does make you a bad girl and that means it's time for that spanking!"



She walks me over to the table and picks up the paddle. I start to bend over the table but decide the brat should try to crack Holly up first so I turn around and make a confused face.



"I know I deserve to get paddled for liking what you were doing to me but doesn't that make you a bad girl for doing it in the first place? Is he going to paddle you for being a bad girl? You don't have to answer because I know he's not going to , he would have to find a giant tree to cut down to make a paddle big enough to spank your big old butt!"



I turn around and bend over the table and hear Holly trying to cover up a laugh at the same time Brian spit soft drink all over the place. I figured Holly was really ready to kill me now and the hard smack to the back of my leg told me I was right.



"Your not getting off that easy little girl, those panties are coming down for this spanking!"



I feel her tugging at my panties and then she stops.



"Your panties are soaking wet brat! I'd think you had an accident but we both know what that really is don't we! Well your not putting these back on so we may as well take the all the way off."



She took my undies the rest of the way off and tossed them on the table and picked up the paddle. As strange as this is going to sound I was more embarrassed that my wet panties were right under Brian's nose than the fact I was bent over a table wearing nothing but a pair of green knee socks. Holly started landing smacks with the paddle and was taking her sweet time about it , landing a smack then rubbing the paddle over my butt and over the back of my legs before landing the next one. By the time twelve smacks lands I knew that paddle was going to be my new best friend, by fifteen my feet were running in place between smacks and by twenty I wondered if I'd ever be able to sit again but didn't care. She tells me to stand up turn around and put my hands behind my back but not to dare rub. This is when things really got .... well fun.



"Brian , come over here and look at this! Now I understand why your always asking me to shave. Just look at her cute little bald pussy, and it's all swollen and everything and her little clit has even popped out to say hello!"



Holly reaches out to touch me and I smack her hand away then quickly put my arms back behind my back. I'm so worked up the slightest touch would put me over the top and I needed to stall for time so that doesn't happen. I look down like I'm checking myself out then look at Holly and make a face.



"Your as dumb as he is! That's not whatever you just called it , that's called a fun button and every girl has one! The old lady at church camp told me all about it and she's smarted than the two of you put together!"



Holly clears her throat trying not to laugh.



"And why was an old lady at church camping looking at you down there in the first place brat?


I look down at the floor and start swaying back and forth.



"Cause I got in trouble at movie night and she took me back to the cabin to put me in bed. I tried to tell her it wasn't me but old people never listen to kids so I never had a chance because she was almost as old as you!"



Holly gives me a look like she's going to kill me and Brian spits the soft drink he's trying to drink again.



"She was almost a mean as you too! You acted like I was a three year old and started undressing me and everything. I tried to put on the shirt I slept in but she made me put it back down and told me I shouldn't be sleeping with my panties on and I told her that all the girls slept in their undies and she said they did bed checks sometimes and if your caught wearing undies to bed you got took behind the cabin and spanked with a switch. A girl got spanked like that our very first night for putting her hairbrush up her rear end and I sure didn't want my butt looking like hamburger the way hers did so I pulled those panties off before she had a chance to. She still wouldn't let me put on my shirt but she got real nice and told me how I was more mature than she thought I was and that's when she told me about the fun button and even touched mine with her finger , it felt so weird when she did that!"



I look up at Holly and she's grinning and shaking her head. She knows I'm making this up as I go because we talked about how our playing around was a first for both of us. I notice Brian has stopped pacing and seems to be listening too the pervert!



"Then she told me that she thought I was mature and special enough to join the special secret girls club! To become a member you have to kiss the other girl's fun button and you can't just kiss it you have to French kiss it , oh that means you use your tongue by the way. She told me she would do me first so I could see how it was done. Man it was weird but felt strange and good at the same time but then I started getting all wet , I didn't pee or anything just got all wet and she tried to help by licking it up but that just make it worse. I asked her to stop when I started getting some strange feeling down there like I was going to explode or something. Then she stood up and took her dress off , I was really surprised she wasn't wearing anything under it , not a bra or panties or anything! She didn't have as much hair down there as I thought an old lady would have , guess it's like boobs some get more than others."



I turn my back to Holly and lower my head so my chin is hitting my chest and tell her I don't want to tell anymore and that shouldn't have told her about it in the first place. She turns me back around and whispers in my ear that when this is all over she was going to kill me.



"You can't stop talking now brat! If you chickened out and got spanked for it that's OK but your not going anywhere till you finish the story."



I put my hands on my hips and act pissed off.



"I didn't chicken out! I'm not a baby you know! But ... well .... man .... I did it so bad I almost killed her! It started off OK , she was rubbing my back and shoulders and telling me how good it felt. I was trying real hard because she had said I was special and wanted to make her proud of me but I guess I tried too hard because everything started going wrong. First she called out to Jesus and I stopped and asked what I was doing wrong. She was trying to be nice and told me I was doing great and to keep doing what I was doing but I knew it wasn't true so I changed what I was doing and didn't do it as hard and licked a bigger area. I seemed to be on to something at first because she was rubbing my back again but then she started breathing funny and told God she was coming. That really scared me , I mean something was really wrong if she thought she was going to see God so I stopped and asked if I should get help and she pushed my head back down and said to keep doing it. The only thing I could think was if I did it right maybe she would be OK so I went back to licking her fun button as fast as I could but that was a mistake too because her butt came all the way off the bed and she pushed my head away to told God she was coming again! I tried to go for help because she was gasping for breath but she grabbed my arm and stopped me , I guess she didn't want anyone to see her naked. After I stopped she finally got all right and I tried to tell her how sorry I was and she just smiled and tucked me in bed and told me I did great. I knew she was just saying that because she was so out of it when she tucked me in bed I was naked and she kissed me on the forehead then walked out. I was so upset I didn't even bother with my tee shirt and I cried myself to sleep. I really got teased the next morning when I got out of bed naked but it wasn't like I could explain I had almost killed an old woman with my tongue."



When I look up Holly is grinning and shaking her head and Brian has even stopped pacing and is trying not to laugh. Holly puts her hands on my shoulders and as serious as she could told me that I was wrong about it and it sounded to her that I had done a great job so great that she wanted me to help her join the special girls club and she would even do me first. That got Brian's attention because he screamed out Holly's name. He way past upset now and Holly winks at me and I nod to her. She says loud enough for Brian to hear that maybe we need to do something to relax a bit first like get our vibrators and play first. I tell her that sounded good to me and she looks towards Brian.



"Honey could you go upstairs and get our vibrators? I have two brand new ones in my suitcase still in the boxes. Pretty please!!"



He was only half listening but looks at her like she had lost her mind.



"No I won't! We have to figure out how to get this kid home without anyone finding out what the hell has went on here! What the hell is she going to wear everything she had on is either torn or soaking wet!"



Holly and I are both smiling from ear to ear but he's not even looking at us.



"Holly they aren't in your suitcase they're in mine , I put them in there the second the UPS guy brought them. There's even some lube with them not that I need any."



He's not paying any attention to us he's just pacing back and forth looking at the pile of ruined clothes.



"HONEY , go upstairs but there in her suitcase , its the one on the end of my bed , bring the lube too but don't look at her undies."



He doesn't even bother to stop pacing.



"Have you lost your damn mind we have bigger problems than vibrators right now!"



He took about three more steps before the light bulb come on.



"Hey wait a minute, why the hell would she have a suitcase in your room?"



We both start laughing so hard tears are running down our faces. Holly grabs my pigtail and we walk over to Brian.



"Brian , Cathy , Cathy this is Brian. Cathy's my roommate back at school and just so you know she's nine months older than me!"



I can't explain the look on his face and then he started laughing then he picked up the paddle and tried to act mad.



"You two are pure evil! That was plain mean! I should paddle both of your butts! You could have told me so I could have enjoyed the show!"



Holly kisses him on the cheek then runs her hand over the front of his pants and laughs.



"Feels like part of you enjoyed the show and no chance in hell of you spanking me but I bet Cathy's ready for another , she really like that for some reason. I'll let you take care of her little ass while I go get the toys and yes I'm getting the lube Cathy , I think I'm going to make Brian put that weenie dog in your rear end while your licking this old lady to her death!"



Brian's mouth drops open and Holly takes a few steps then turns around still laughing.



"And before you even say it I know your rear end isn't where you put babies but it's your fantasy so live with it!"



She flips her hair as she turns and heads to her bedroom. Brian sits down and I go right over his lap. He still seems a little but in shock but starts rubbing the paddle over my butt.



"Well I hope you know your getting it twice as long and twice as hard seeing Holly's such a big chicken about spanking!"




"If I'm dreaming I hope I don't wake up, Holly's so open and wild , I'm getting to spank your pretty ass , Holly knows I've dreamed of this sense I was a little kid , I got to see you too messing around even thought I was going crazy thinking my girlfriend had lost her mind and was messing with a kid. Hell the way this day is going maybe she'll finally let me shave her!"



I raise up just far enough to see his face.



"Not a chance in hell of that happening and that's a fact

I want to tell him to shut up and just spank me but I figure he's been through enough for one day.

!"



Brian started spanking me so I didn't get to tell him the reason he wasn't going to shave Holly was when she took me for my bikini wax I refused to do it unless she did it too so she was a bald down there as I was. I'm getting my ass spanked and thinking that all those people who say practical jokes are bad because they always end bed are so wrong because nothing bad about this ending!