I was attending my company's annual conference. This basically means 8 hrs each day of boring presentations and speeches and then partying at night. However I at least was chosen to be the MC and introduce the speakers. I was very excited for this opportunity. I bought a brand new dress for the even...

I grew up in a small town. It was pretty laid back. Not much to do. When I was young I got an occasional swat or two on my butt when I got in trouble from my parents. Nothing too significant. The last one I had was when I was about 7 or 8. Then when I was 15 my dad got a new job and we moved. Our ne...